Please submit one Splunk t-shirt idea per answer. I am sure that there are a lot of awesome ideas out there. Try to be as clever, creative and short as possible.
Extra points for the ones which connect specific department groups with specific Splunk technologies. Please Up vote the ones you like most.
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They already have one like this.
@landen99 our company came up with this for our custom polos:) It's not exactly specific to any App as you asked, sorry.
Eat. Drink. Splunk. Repeat.
@splnsuman I think you would be aware of litigation by Broc Lesner (wrestler) on Ranveer Singh (Bollywood Actor) for using his copyrighted quote: Eat. Sleep. Conquer. Repeat.
So be careful when you Copy, change a little, then make your own and publish 😉
Sued for "Eat. Drink. Splunk. Repeat."? Surely you must be joking. That's not how copyright works. Even if you said "Eat. Drink. Conquer. Repeat.", surely you can't get sued for 4 consecutive words. They can threaten, and even sue but it doesn't mean they will win. It's like me trying to copyright "So be careful" and then threatening to sue anyone (like you) who ever uses that phrase or prints it on a shirt. Big nope.
Not for "Eat. Drink. Spunk. Repeat.", the litigation was for "Eat. Sleep. Dominate. Repeat."
, which was on a similar lines. And I am not joking for this you can read the news link I had provided.
Maybe litigation was just with an intent for Broc to keep trending, but it did happen. I had just cautioned here as this seemed on similar lines. I am not the one with copyright or intent to sue so my intention was just to point the news out.
IMPO, While chatting or talking it would be fine to mold the quote. But if we have franchise out of it like t-shirt with quote then there may be a conflict. For example I start selling Tshirst "Nike... Just did i t"
In the USA (and probably most places), anybody can sue anybody else for just about anything. It is winning
that is the tricky part and even after that, the trickiest part as collecting the judgement
. It is kind of you to have such a concern, but it in this case it is exceedingly unlikely and any decent judge would throw it out upon request.
Agreed. Our first amendment protections are very strong in the United States. I'm not a lawyer, but I have seen many cases where the first amendment prevailed in commerce with very little deviation from a trademark. I would not expect a tshirt saying "Nike just did it" to infringe on the trademark. Imagine if we couldn't say "just did it" on any merchandise. Everything would be protected and virtually nothing could be printed on merchanidise in that world.
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